Thumb Vlog - Sorry we're useless
 

We cocked up. But we'll make it up to you. This video says so.

We've regretfuly but neccessarily dropped out of Bopfest 2018 due to injury. We can't play, rehearse or record. It hurts more than a crushed finger.

It's put a dampner on our monthly crusade too but we're determined to not drop the ball. So out of nothing but sheer guilt and self-disdain, instead of 12 Triggered Tuesdays, we'll do 13. We hear it's lucky for some.

We'll utilise electronic flare and digital trickery to do that thing that artists do where they make a song they can't play live.

What else do you want? An apology?

Soz :(

 
Triggered Tuesday #010

B00H00

‘Harassment’s lit’

Lyrics

I am a psycho... therapist
I got the acronyms to match your behaviour
It's a t-t-tease
All of that trauma deep inside
You deserve it, look at the way you dress
You're so big, you're so strong
Gotta use it to abuse it

Hey! Hey! Hey! Put your comment in my mouth
Hey! Hey! Hey! Put your comment in my mouth
I'll beg for more
Hey! Hey! Hey! Won't you comment in my mouth

Don't look back, stick to my guns
I hate you, you know it
I use the n-word just for fun
I just keep running
On the spot, never stop
You'll all grow to love me

When I make you suffer, it's ok just remember

God's love's all around
God's love's all around, you
It's just not easy to find you right now

Friends are fragile, they all die

You know I love it
Dirty bitch
Is that too forward
Why wouldn't I love it
It makes me sick
It's how I know you want me

I'll burn your house down
Kill your kids
Take pics with my dick out
Harassment's lit
Proud grammar nazis
Commit lolacaust
Threats are great from a far
Truth don't stand up in court

God's love's all around
God's love's all around, you
It's just not easy to find you right now
Boo hoo

Hey! Hey! Hey! Put your comment in my mouth
Hey! Hey! Hey! Put your comment in my mouth
I'll beg for more
Hey! Hey! Hey! Won't you comment on me

Triggered Tuesday #009

Baddest Behaviour

‘Blood spilt’s thicker than hashtag stickers’

Lyrics

Portrait or wide
Life in sixteen by nine
Force smile repeat
Am I a Jones or am I me

With every, new follower 
I become hollower
Sign in, it's free
Twitch stream, pill bottle
You dare me to swallow it
Caps lock to scream

Hey, is this real life
Please elaborate
I got a ticket to another dimension
My life is struggling with viewer retention
I wanna feel it
Is this real love
Are you listening
I wanna paint you in a different light
I wanna see your other side

Take responsibility
Binge, purge, binge, purge
Drugs are healthy in moderation
Silence
Censor words like
Left, right
Tweetstorms are flooding the entire nation

Back over the wall
We want the end of it
How can we be friends
When you just take the benefits
Corporate whore
Products like heroin 
Yeah your all loving God, well, he don't give a shit

More bombs
Business as usual
Guns, shares and prayers
The onlooker's manual
Reprint

Share the same, thing

Spin, using ink
Digital or print
Don't think

Hey! I wanna see tradition
Spit out
Hey! I wanna fit you all in my mouth
Don't shoot, my friend
Cos blood spilt's thicker than hashtag stickers

Oh yeah! Is this real life
Please elaborate
I got a ticket to another dimension
My life is struggling with viewer retention
I wanna feel it
Is this real love
Are you listening
I wanna paint you in a different light
I wanna see your other side
Yeah
Your other side
Yeah

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