Thumb Vlog - 015
 

Narc Fest - Tyne Bar

We played Newcastle. People knew the words and we'd never been there before. Don't know if you know but that's a big deal.

We played with Hollow Legs, Tiny Mind, Ok Champ and Avalanche Party. Big timers.

Thanks to Narc Fest, seriously. What a day.

The football was forecast as 'coming home'. Shame it didn't.

 
Triggered Tuesday #011
 

Python

‘Feast upon the peasants’

Lyrics

No race but we’re winning
NA NA NA
Progress can’t be sinning
Growing’s infinite
Wars are fought in python
Napalm Jargon
Feast upon the peasants
They’re worth more money in heaven

BOOOOOM
Nerds will
Save our world
All you gotta do is
Click accept all

Gradings for your failings
Campus ailing
Developing nations with nations of developers
Trailer parks are tweaking t-t-t-to Ivy leaguing
Dance to algorithms 
Cause disruption is our mission

Your culture's
Gotta go
Make way
For the new 
World

UH-HUH UH-HUH UH-HUH
Bend over for the 
UH-HUH UH-HUH UH-HUH UH-HUH

This is the world we’ve made
(She said)
Turn me on like adderall
Get it done I don’t have long
Turn me on like adderall
Does it melt under the tongue
With your lives a game we play
(He said)
Turn me on like adderall
Get it done I don’t have long
Turn me on like adderall
Does it melt under the tongue
Silence will spade our graves

Punk. You better watch out.
Bitch. You better watch out.

We know the world needs healing
Pain is what you’re feeling
But life don’t have a meaning
So fuck em
We wanna make a million, No we gotta make a million
I mean billion maybe trillions, we’ll just steal it from
You

Life is better in hell

Won’t you live in the world we’ve made
(She said)
Turn me on like adderall
Get it done I don’t have long
Turn me on like adderall
Does it melt under the tongue
With your lives a game we play
(He said)
Turn me on like adderall
Get it done I don’t have long
Turn me on like adderall
Does it melt under the tongue
Can’t you see our lives are shit.

 
Thumb Vlog - Sorry we're useless
 

We cocked up. But we'll make it up to you. This video says so.

We've regretfuly but neccessarily dropped out of Bopfest 2018 due to injury. We can't play, rehearse or record. It hurts more than a crushed finger.

It's put a dampner on our monthly crusade too but we're determined to not drop the ball. So out of nothing but sheer guilt and self-disdain, instead of 12 Triggered Tuesdays, we'll do 13. We hear it's lucky for some.

We'll utilise electronic flare and digital trickery to do that thing that artists do where they make a song they can't play live.

What else do you want? An apology?

Soz :(

 
Triggered Tuesday #010

B00H00

‘Harassment’s lit’

Lyrics

I am a psycho... therapist
I got the acronyms to match your behaviour
It's a t-t-tease
All of that trauma deep inside
You deserve it, look at the way you dress
You're so big, you're so strong
Gotta use it to abuse it

Hey! Hey! Hey! Put your comment in my mouth
Hey! Hey! Hey! Put your comment in my mouth
I'll beg for more
Hey! Hey! Hey! Won't you comment in my mouth

Don't look back, stick to my guns
I hate you, you know it
I use the n-word just for fun
I just keep running
On the spot, never stop
You'll all grow to love me

When I make you suffer, it's ok just remember

God's love's all around
God's love's all around, you
It's just not easy to find you right now

Friends are fragile, they all die

You know I love it
Dirty bitch
Is that too forward
Why wouldn't I love it
It makes me sick
It's how I know you want me

I'll burn your house down
Kill your kids
Take pics with my dick out
Harassment's lit
Proud grammar nazis
Commit lolacaust
Threats are great from a far
Truth don't stand up in court

God's love's all around
God's love's all around, you
It's just not easy to find you right now
Boo hoo

Hey! Hey! Hey! Put your comment in my mouth
Hey! Hey! Hey! Put your comment in my mouth
I'll beg for more
Hey! Hey! Hey! Won't you comment on me